Rip-Off, Hey! Rip-Off, Hey!

Dear Andrew Klavan,

If you’re going to rip off my Dark Knight/Bush administration essay, try not to prove my points about the inability of conservatives to conceive of national security beyond the complexities of a cartoon. Also, try to understand the difference between a comic book and the real world. I’m sure your novel is awesome!

Disrespectfully,
Spencer Ackerman