I’m A D-Block General, I Be Bringing Paper In

It’s pouring rain in Philadelphia, and in the bottom of the fifth, Scott Kazmir’s shaky first inning has given way to a return to his typical stranding-you-in-scoring-position ways. Still 2-1 Phils. Hamels looking really solid.

I’m probably the last person alive who isn’t sick of "A Milli" freestyles. If Philadelphia wins this thing — tonight, Wednesday, Thursday, whatever — shouldn’t some Philadelphia rapper put out "A Phillie"? Beans? Freeway? Anyone? Does this already exist and I just don’t know about it? Come on. Do it before President Obama makes it mandatory for all taxpayers to freestyle over "A Milli."

Until that day comes, my current favorite "A Milli" freestyle is probably Jadakiss’s. Oh shit, Balfour is coming in for Tampa Bay.